Saturday, May 13, 2006

I tot i was in the action movie

- what the hell is wrong with the world today!! recently there is this song that keep on playing on the radio, the lyric caught my attention. "I might like you better if we slept together", is a girl who sing it.... hmm "yao mou gao chuo" btw, this song is Never Say Never by Vandalism ... so bitchy-

You can say i am having such an abnormal lifestyle now, i sleep at 4am everyday and wakes up at 2pm everyday. Dunno what the hell i am doing everyday until 4am, i am not doing assignment, not study .... just bullshit!! Gawd!!

So sleeps 10 hours a day, of cuz i would have lotsa dream, and yet last night i had one which I thought i was in the movie, i think the plot could be good too, never seen such film before. So i decided to write it here as much as i could, incase one day i forgot!

Ok it first started like a normal gateway trip, me n friend... guess who are they?? Me obviously, SY (again!!), My MYSTERY boyfriend (in the dream), 2 Mystery guy and a Mystery girlfriend. Haha.. i actaully wonder how those MYSTERY people look like when they are in the dream, i think they dun hv a face, only body and the feeling. Oh, and they all have good body!!

Soo now i've got the cast, and the location is ..... *drum roll*
~ A heaven alike tropical island, in Thailand! (In real life, i was thinking of going Bangkok though)

Ok, we are at this dunno what tropical island in Thailand, we went Island Hopping and we get to drive our own motor boat.

The front part of the story is kinda bored if wanna put in as a movie plot, you know, it is kinda like the normal things would happen when a group of young people go for a trip, espcially to these kinda warm, romantic, beautiful kinda places. So ... haha i saw alot of pashing, u know la, places like beach, warm, sun, water .... sure got such scene. And then, i spend alot of time sticking with the "MYSTERY BOYFRIEND" and totally neglected SY and the rest of the people is actually that "MYSTERY BOYFRIEND"'s friend, so she is not close with them. The funny thing is ... i feel happy (when i was having this part of the dream) that she was being neglected by me. (So evil...) And then of cuz i really enjoy in that place (i mean in the dream). We even went island hopping and the boys jump down for a swim and the girls just stay on the boat sunbaking and chat. And then suddenly i am so excited and shouted "honey" then jump down to the water.

After that, the weather startin to be not so good, we need to sail our motor boat to this restaurant to eat. (The settings in this place is not like the usual island, those shops are made with wood, and then that land is god damn low, so we hv to sait the boat and park rite infront of the shops) We tried hard to sail the boat and found a parking, then head to this restaurant, in the dream it feels like we are going to tis place to have food, but then that place look more like a backpackers hostel kind. Then dunno how, me and that "MYSTERY BOYFRIEND" went to somewhere, and we saw this place tat sell tour package. They have 3 package over there, the first one i saw was tour phuket for $xxx, recommended for group of ppl, then the second one is Massage package for $xx in XX island, recommended for single or loner ppl, but then when i saw the word "MASSAGE" my eyes grow bigger, just dun care and sign up for tat package with my "mystery boyfriend", and i forgot what is the third package d.

Then we totally ignored the rest of the ppl and just head to that massage island 2 of us for the massage package that we signed up. We joined some other people who also signed up for that package, we sits on a motor boat and head to that island, suddenly, we saw this huge platform from far and then the driver of the motor boat said to us that is the place where your massage session would be and then treat us like rocket bullet and shoot us to that platform in a sudden!! We being shot and then dive into the water and swim to the platform, this process seems a bit terrified to me, of cuz i have my "mystery boyfriend" protect me, held my hand when we swim to the platform, just like Paul Walker in INTO THE BLUE.

This platform is weird, the shade is like a dinasour bone, what is weird is that the driver of the boat explained to us that, you must dive into the water, then they have this automatic claw that claw you from the water to the surface .... err dunno how to describe ah, shall i draw it in storyboard, easier to visualize. Ok watever ~~ then when we are swimming under the water, we saw this claw, the claw coming towards us, we have to swim here and there to avoid that claw, cuz my feeling told me that this claw is harmful. Wah ... damn chi gek over here in my dream ... ppl who are reading this, u sendiri visualize how chi gek you want la. Then after swimming here and there to avoid the claw, we finally climb up to this platform, the rest of the people also succeeded avoiding that claw and climb up to the platform, we then realise this platform got nothing except for that moving killer claw. The place is stranded, got no boat, not even a human, just that platform and the crystal clear sea water and the clear blue sky as well. but then just a few meter away from that platform is this island, this whole island is like a huge wonderland water park with lots of swimming pool all over the island, the only problem is no one is there. My hero "mystery boyfriend" suggested everyone to swim over there and have a look.

Someone swam over and climb up to the island, but then bounce back, dunno why it seems that we can't go into the island. Another weird thing about this island is that, it doesn't have a beach, on the edge of the island, it is surrounded with the swimming pool railing, hmm not exactly railing, but it is the tiles/cement that used to make a swimming pool, normally people who dun really know how to swim, they would swim at the site of the pool, when they are tired, they would hold onto that "railing" and rest themselves, that is the thing i am talking about over here. So we can't walk or go over the island to find some stuff to survive, then my her "mystery bf" suggested that we follow the railing by using our hand and hold on to it so that we could go to the other side of the island to see if we have chance to go back.

Hahaha ... all the people follow wor .... i wonder now how come dun have arguments with the other people saying like "wah what if we used up all our energy, then at the other side also got nothing" this sort of stuff ... So the people in my dream they are quite stupid as well. Then we struggled and we have reach the other side of the island ... wah this side of the island is even worse, no more wonderland water park, but dirty cave with dirty water, and then my dream end with my hero "mystery bf" getting wet at that dirty place talking to the other people. ~~~

Finally, i have finish typing this out ... dunno why, i find it hard to write it, now is 11:48pm, i think i started writing this arnd 4pm this evening ... I stray a lot while writing this entry yet i still want to finish this.

What a weird dream .... and i can still remember it until now, i wonder what it reflects on my life!

Hahah .. i kinda suck in writing story la actually, but then i find this story quite interesting la, from what i saw in my dream, the action, the settings, the people and suddenly with the "mystery bf". At least i was once in an action movie (in my dream) .... If you have watched INTO THE BLUE, starring Paul Walk and Jessica Alba, i think the feeling of the film should be similar to this.

Sometimes, it is quite interesting to find out what other people dream of, sometimes i myself find it interesting or surprise to have dreamt of such thing, i mean all my previous dreams as well.

So, what do you normally dream?
I have a friend who dreamt of him killing alot of people .... he said probably becuz he played too much Counter Strike kinda games. LOL .. HAHAhahaha ....

Friday, May 12, 2006

What a

DISAPPOINTMENT....

Supposedly, me n friend will be going to MALE STRIP CLUB tonight, but then an hour ago, friend told me that the show was cancel, due to the reason of those 'boys' are goin to perform at Burswood. So no show for tonight at the strip club .... Owww!! I have been waiting for .... and i even succeeded to finish work an hour ealier so that i could rush to the strip club .... *sob* *sob* I have to wait til next week to discover this pleasure. It will just make us more thirsty then!

disappointed ah, i have re-schedule my weekend then!


- have you ever think thought of this, when you finish your shower standing at the bathtub, then you are about to walk out from the bathtub and dry urself, but then while you are about to lift your leg up to "climb" out of the bathtub, suddenly your foot slip and you falldown with your leg spread; one out of the bathtub another one stays in the bathtub, and then your *ahem* "downthere" hit the bathtub .... sumore your jaw hit on the floor hard *double ouch* and you just couldn't get up becuz it is too painful, so you just cry and people at the outside wonder what is wrong with you. I always have this vision whenever i finish my shower and walk out of the bathtub. scary~~ -


2 nights before, something that i have been waiting came to me without my expectation. So, i also dunno if this has solve, though apologized has made, but then i dun think that person fully understand, understand how to appreciate a friend especially when we are apart.


- aiya please someone buy my car la .... -

Last nite, an 8 yrs good friend of mine reveal her biggest secret to me. She has kept this secret all to herself since she is 5 yrs old, until last night she only reveal and i am the first to know of this huge secret! I can't believe she really kept this secret for so so so long, this is really hard for her.

Although she has tried hard to keep it, bt for once, me suspected something must be going crazy on her site, we all know she must have a secret but then we are too scared to ask from her, but whenever we talk about this issues she acted abit aggresive and offended, then she left this mysterious impression to everyone.

So last nite when she reveals the secret, it is exactly what i suspected, though she never say anything about it, but then judging from all the conversation we have and she never let us go to her room or visit her house, it is really suspicous.

I hope she can open herself more, so that people won't have misunderstandings towards her and she could win more ppl heart. And wish she could find a time to tell this secret to the rest of them.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

SEXPO 06

- That day while i was driving during work, this fabulous song was on radio STICKWITU by pussycatsdolls, a very nice song indeed, and i follow and sing along, but i accidentally sing in a wrong lyrics. "I must stick with you forever ~~ " instead, i sang "i must sleep with you~~ " (-_-''') Luff hard!! Yea i was shocked on what i sang too -

Went to SEXPO last saturday, the only day on the weekend that i am free - work free, assignment free, exam free .... but not purse free.

Yes, i needed this kind of visual pleasure, excitement, spices to add into my life. I am not complaining my life is bored or dull, but there are things that haunt me so bad that i think i went into depression or some kind. Not feeling happy for few weeks. Just feel "san fu", kept too many things to myself, even though if i burst it out, it is still unsolve. That day i am so so so down that i feel like going home where my family are, just to be cared and to be loved and to be felt that i am important. I have never experience so depress like what i am now. Today i just skipped a lecture, my first time skipping a lecture over here. Why? becuz i dun hv the motivation, i dun hv the 'Omph', i can't get up from bed, i am lazy to walk, i just don't feel happy.

Whatever it is, going to SEXPO, at least let me put behind the worries.

Actually $20 for the entrance is expensive, I think Perth have a smaller venue, less stalls not like what the website said it could be.

But it is nice to watch cute guys strippin, too bad, there is only one men stripping and he didn't strip all!!! DAMN IT. SHOULD GO TO THE MALE STRIP CLUB ANYTIME SOON.

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Dress up as a policemen with a rayban design sunnies, damn "ying"

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He strips until he left the g-string and he even bring some lucky girls up to the stage to perform some erotic dance move

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He then shake his butt as if he is Ricky Martin, but not bad afterall.

I spent quite alot on the sexpo, now kinda regret buying the $20 show bag, cuz i am not going to use it, except for the calendar featured good looking n body guys in it. Oh, and the message candle looks good too, maybe the rest of the things i can give it whoever who needs it on their birthday ... Muahahahax!! But anyway, my showbag has a pretty good deal, just that i don't use em, so kinda waste money lo. (Neh things like stimulator, which i tot i could use it to massage but then not effective at all; Condom, not going to use it either, sumore the expiry date is on July; An ashtray with Mariuna logo and a couple shaggin on the boat, not applicable to me, but this can be used as decoration la; and etc)

However, in this SEXPO ... i kinda explore myself into all sort of vibrator ... now only i know vibrator got soo soo soo many different type, some are just too ridiculour for women to use it, cuz it is FUCKING TOO HUGE, look like a rocket more than a dildo.

I kinda find out that most of the things over there is for woman, sexy lingerie, cosplay costume, vibrator, pole dancin academy, ...... shud say for women to pleasure their men. Women have to work so hard to satisfy their men.

Things for man -- cheap DVDS and magazine, topless girls at the venue, strip tease, peep show and not much!

One thing i saw in the expo, is this vibrating glove, it is soo good to be massaged with that glove on. It is truly pleasurable. But it is just too expensive to own one of it - $70 for one glove. RIDICULOUS.

Anyway, we also get to watch a show by Alan Lenght the maste penis puppeteer. He is siao, he started doing tricks with his dick since he is 12 years of age. No wonder, his penis dun seems to grow much ... and i wonder if he can still use it for proper purpose. Maybe his dick, balls and the skin on the balls n dick are too elastic, when you see it, his baby looks like fallling down, LOOSE u know!!! Damn sad. And there is this penis painter, he uses his penis as the brush to draw painting. I also wonder if there is any chemical effects on his penis. And his penis size also quite small compare to other healthy and normal man.

And then we leave the place with showbag, pictures and videos .... will soon upload them once i got those pics and videos.

Oh .... watchin the "preview" of the male strip show, makes me feel more like goin to the real male strip club leh~~